I am totally loving this beat.
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Hot Guys and Cats Striking Similar Poses
Yes
screaming
yup.
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The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).
signal boost
DUDE
m8
SIGNAL BOOST
I AM A MAN AND I APPROVE THIS POST
my boyfriend better fucking get this asap!
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Brb getting some corn syrup.
H O W ?!
Holy shit
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
My god.
there are no words
wow dang dangle
how
how
HOW
the second part is what got me
ITS BACK
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“Because if anyone deserves to be on a Chocolate Frog Card, it’s her.” Inspiration
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okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
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when the guy upstairs has unprotected wifi
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this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
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